5 to 22 March
Apologies in advance that I am about to ruin some of your ladies' dreams of going to Bali. But again, these are just my personal experience and opinions, so don't let that get in the way if you are determined to see Bali for yourself!
Okay, in a nutshell, I feel Bali is overrated. The problem is not because it absolutely lacks natural or cultural beauty but the "commercialness" just spoils everything. Simply put, the island is overdeveloped for tourism and it's hard to find any peace, tranquillity and, more importantly, authenticity. It didn't jive at all with my mental image of a soul-enriching paradise as portrayed in Eat, Pray and Love. In fact, the movie is part to blame for the deterioration of Bali. Two Australia couples we met said Bali was very different many years ago and the most rapid and drastic changes came after 2008. So, now it's more like Eat, Pray and Leave. :P
The same has happened to the surrounding Gili Islands (e.g. it changed a lot in the last 2 years) and, to a lesser extent, Lembongan as well. The worst bit is that tourists are always faced with the risk of being ripped off in Bali - from the speedboat tickets to bottled water. But there is a silver lining - most things are cheap, so even if you get ripped off, it won't do much damage to your bank account.
Day 1 to 5: After being warned by many people about the trashy Kuta area in Bali, we decided to stay in Ubud to better experience the Bali culture. It also turns out that it's much easier to do sightseeing trips from Ubud as it's quite central. We stayed in a quiet spa resort north of Ubud centre. When we first opened the door to our balcony, we were stunned by the beautiful rice field in front of us. The room is decorated in typical Balinese style and fit for relaxation. But after a few days, we start to notice the little cracks here and there, the cars driving behind the rice field, and the not-so-little ants crawling inside of the shelf. As it was the rainy season, we only got about 2 days (out of 5) of sunshine and managed to squeeze in some sightseeing in between showers:
* Day 1: After a long journey from Brisbane, we didn't get to the hotel until late afternoon. We were happy to find out that our hotel provides free afternoon tea/coffee and dessert! :) Over the next few days, we had so many Nasi Goreng (Fried Rice) or Mie Goreng (Fried Noodles) from our hotel and other restaurants that I feel sick just hearing the word Nasi!
* Day 2: We visited the Monkey Forest and surprisingly, the monkeys are not as aggressive as I expected. We did see monkeys stealing food and even post-it notes from other visitors though. There are a lot of monkeys roaming freely in the sanctuary - the classic moment came when a male monkey was doing "monkey business" to a female monkey all while eating a banana! Too bad we only got a blurred picture. The sanctuary also has a few nice temples and beautiful forest area. The monkey sanctuary is one of my favourite sites in Bali.
We also checked out the famous Yoga Barn. Although the set up is quite nice, I couldn't help but thinking that this is not original at all. All teachers are expats and all classes are taught in English. When we asked our local driver, he said the locals are too busy making a living to practice yoga. Again, there is a silver lining though, you will meet other like-minded people there - as another Swedish guy we met pointed out, he met his girlfriend there!
There are a number of Healthy/Organic restaurants as well as shops selling spa products (soaps, incense etc.) in Ubud. In fact, the Ubud Centre is filled with touristy shops which, if anything, damage the original atmosphere in my opinion. But there is indeed something special - the family temples. We learned that every family and every village has a temple in Bali and these beautiful temples are most visible in Ubud compared to the resortish areas. I am no temple expert, but the architectural style looks different than that of Chinese or Hindu temples. We even went inside one family's temple and found out that they rent out rooms of the temple for £10 a day!
* Day 3: I was having a hard time getting used to the large money denomination in Indonesia. Our bank slip showed that we are millionaires, of course in Rupiah! LOL I always had to count money very carefully (much to Lars' embarrassment) when we paid for things. Since it was raining heavily, we decided to just stay in and relax for the day. After I carefully worked out that the massage in our hotel only costs £11 for 90 mins, we ordered one each. The girl doing my massage seems to have a cold and I was constantly worried that, judging from the noise she made, whatever she had in her nose would fall onto my back!!
* Day 4: A major sightseeing day - we hired a car and a driver from our hotel to take us to all the major touristy sites:
- Tegallalang Rice Terrance: it's nice but not as big as I expected. There were also "organised" school girls chasing us to buy post cards for £3 each! One of them kept lowering the price as we walked away. They seem to be at all major touristy attractions ...
- Tirta Empul Holy Water Temple is my second favourite site in Bali: very holy and spiritual atmosphere with mostly local prayers bathing in the spring water. My favourite has to be the giant gold fish in the pond next door! I even fed them and allegedly it's all the tourists who made them so fat!!
- We had a short break at a small local coffee plantation and tried various coffees and teas - my favourite is the Lemongrass tea and Lars' is Coconut Coffee
- Kintamani Batur Volcano and Lake: nice view from the platform, but the best view is from the restaurant terrace at the end of the road.
- Pura Besakih or Mother Temple: the largest temple in Bali. Don't get me wrong, it's beautiful. But the temple association, which I think is just the local mafia, follows a disgusting practice of asking tourists for mandatory donations or fees for local guides (in addition to the entrance tickets). They even suggested the amounts to donate - £20 to £30 in our case. We gave all the cash we had but learned from another couple that they only gave half of what we gave. Our assigned guide looks as old as the temple and spoke incomprehensible English ... Silver lining is that we were taken to the top of the mountain and had some decent views. We didn't see the couple who "donated" less in these better viewing spots ... Just as you thought it won't get worse, the guide asked for additional tips at the end of the trip. He told us that he is not getting any of the money we gave earlier ...
- Our last stop is Gunung Kawi or Rock Temple: it's quite beautiful especially the rice paddy leading to the rock carvings
Throughout the trip, our driver (an employee at the hotel) didn't speak much, partly because of his limited English. When he spoke, he was only interested in finding out where we were going next and if we wanted to buy more tickets or tours from him ...
*Day 5: On our last day in Ubud, we checked out the Ubud Palace, which is supposed to be the culture centre. It turns out to be nothing but a basic, out-dated and slightly run-down square. The daily dance is held there and we had a glimpse of it the night before. Personally, I found it too touristy and even a bit scary! :P We also went to the famous art market, which is again nothing but a large flea or souvenir market. Yes, I was disappointed ... Julie Roberts didn't warn me about this!
We stayed at Padangbai overnight to catch the fast boat the next day to Gili Air, one of the three islands northwest off Lombok. Padangbai itself has nothing interesting except one hidden beach, but it is the hub for the various fast boats. The fast boat tickets are a big business in Bali and the price vary significantly, depending on your negotiation skills! We almost paid £30 each online, but our hotel owner got it for £12.50. One couple in our Ubud hotel warned us about "Bali Prices"!
Another interesting thing happened in a local restaurant in Padangbai. Lars and I ordered Grilled Marlin and Grilled Barracuda for dinner. What the waitress brought to us were two identical dish. She paused for a moment and then pointed to one, "this is Barracuda" and then pointed to the other, "Marlin". The cutting mark from both pieces of fish are exactly the same. She did not even blink her eyes when she lied - she would be a good actress! :P
The kindest person we had met in Bali is the taxi driver we hired in Ubud to take us to Padangbai. He made sure we were dropped off at the right place and tried to call the hotel several times for us. He also explained many culture and traditions to us. The true Bali culture evolves around the Temple, as you would expect. Balinese stay where they were born and they value community very much and help each other within the same community. They do not go on holidays or travel abroad. Whatever time, energy and money they have, they spend on their temples. They worship, worship and worship. That's why we see the flowers and trays of offerings are everywhere. There are traditional religious and sacred dances, but they are only performed inside of the temple for locals. What the tourists see are for entertainment only ... He admits that some of the local people are not honest with tourists, but he is not one of them.
All in all, Bali did not impress or inspire me. Far from it, I felt it was a place overloaded with tourism and filled with hawkers. Many local people are only interested in making money off tourists. But, there are nice landscapes and temples to visit, and if you are lucky enough, you may meet kind locals who demonstrate the friendliness and helpfulness as described in every travel brochures.
Day 6 to 12 Under the recommendations of our friends, we decided to visit Gili Air, which we thought to be a paradise island for relaxing. When we arrived after a hour and half on the speed boat, we saw an island with average beach and mediocre water visibility. Some parts even have floating rubbish. The pathway leading to the dive resort seems busy. Although no motor vehicles are allowed on the islands, there are horse carriages and bicycles squeezed in one narrow road. Along the way, there are plenty of souvenir shops, ticket offices and restaurants. Overall, I would not say it is an inviting island.
But, it was a good place to get certified for diving. The price was very reasonable and it was very convenient as we managed to secure a place to stay at the dive centre. Even though we had to change our room 3 times, the standards are much better than all the other hotels nearby. The only annoyance was the rooster next door, who always shouted at 1am and 5am in the morning! I was very close to going over the fence and kill the damn rooster! One of the dive masters told us that it took him a year to get used to the rooster noise on the island ...
Although I was not a big fan of my dive instructor (the manager of the dive centre) and the two other Americans doing the certification, I managed to survive the process. I discovered that taking multiple-choice questions is my strength, but swimming is not :P I did not know that I had to jump off the dive boat 200m away from the beach and swim to the shore! I somehow swam in the wrong direction for at least half way, so I basically swam 400m because of the current - everyone on the boat was laughing at me! When I finally arrived at shore, I was very exhausted, but relieved. Yay, I didn't drown! I still remember the time that I wore a safety jacket when snorkelling in Cancun, Mexico 3 years ago! :)
The island has decent food. Our favourite is a restaurant called Chill Out, where I had Parrot Fish! I know, I did feel sad afterwards and decided not to eat any more Parrot Fish. :( We also run into our favourite stalkers Sue and Katrina, the beautiful Irish ladies who we met in Whitsunday in Australia! WooHoo! We spotted the weirdest cat together in the bar and watched the smallest bonfire on the beach! LOL
Now, as for the dive sites, mostly are reasonably nice - some had better visibility than others. I saw a few sea turtles, lion fish (for the first time), puffer/box fish and the usual suspects of tropic fish family. The corals are of average condition. As the weather improves (it rained for the first 2 days), the water visibility also got better. When the Sun finally shines in the blue sky on the 3rd day, the island does look much better.
Day 13 to 16 Given the suggestion from our dive master in Gili, we decided to head to Lembongan, an island 30 mins southeast of Bali, for more diving. The boat ride there was long, partly because we got semi ripped off by the ticket agent in Gili Air. But we were glad we took the dive master's recommendation as the diving was super - the corals and water visibility are much better than Gili's. For the first two days, we stayed in the main harbour area and did 4 dives each. We saw:
- 1 Manta Ray
- 1 sea horse
- 2 Bamboo sharks
- Plenty of nudibranches, mory eels, gigantic puffer fish, cute box fish, trumpet fish, unicorn fish, trigger fish etc.
Not only the diving was better, the islands are more beautiful in my opinion. Nusa Penida is still undeveloped and the cliffs/rocks formation is beautiful near the mangrove side. There are also amazing blow holes along the sea shore. At the moment, only locals live on the Penida island and I reckon it's a matter of time before tourists from Bali flood in.
After the last dive, Lars felt some pain in his upper abdominal area so the hotel called a local doctor immediately. After the local doctor failed to convince us that he knows what he is doing, we did our own research and eventually reached out to the dive chamber in London. The experts in London recommended Lars to rest a few weeks before resuming diving.
For the next two days, we stayed at a boutique villa resort on the cliff side of Lembongan to rest. We watched beautiful sunset from there. On the last day, we took the speedboat back to Bali to catch our flight to Borneo island. The ride to Bali was quite bumpy and we saw rubbish floating in the water near Sanur (a habour in south Bali). When we arrived at the Sanur, I was underwhelmed by the beach. So far, we have not seen a nice beach in Bali.
Since it was the day before Balinese new year, we took the earlier boat transfer just in case if the roads in Bali get blocked. Balinese New Year is a big celebration for the locals, who will burn ugly and scary looking statues (symbolizing bad spirits) in the afternoon. The day after the ceremony (burning) is the New Year Day, or a day for the locals to reflect and a day of silence. Everything including the airport will be shut, so we decided to get out before we get stuck in Bali.
Day 17 to 18 We stopped over for 2 days at Balikpapan, from where we originally planned to go to Derawan islands in Borneo for diving. Since we cannot dive for the next few weeks, we decided to head to Kuala Lumpur instead, for some modern city entertainment. The only highlight about Balikpapan is the nice seafood restaurant by the pier. It has shark and box fish on its menu! A little sad indeed.
In summery, I prefer Lembongan over the other islands for relaxation and especially for diving. Don't get me wrong, Bali does offer a better variety of things to do - it has something for everyone. If you can secure a cheap airfare like the Australians do (as cheap as $100 from Brisbane), Bali is a great option since food, drinks and accommodation can be super cheap. The fancy resorts won't be a steal but you can definitely afford more luxury in Bali. However, if you are coming all the way from Europe, you better do your research and sharpen your haggling skills beforehand. Just remember to visit Bali fast, since whatever culture that's left (less than 20%) won't be there for long ...
As for me, I will only return for more diving in other parts of Indonesia.